tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post4141326654203948537..comments2024-01-26T00:47:28.825-08:00Comments on Vintage Thirty: The Post That Serves as a Warning to Those Who Live in Her HouseTootsie Farklepantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-76800972434951663592008-05-26T22:21:00.000-07:002008-05-26T22:21:00.000-07:00Hope it is a great visit! Was it this past weekend...Hope it is a great visit! Was it this past weekend or next?JCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-52826589998976387112008-05-25T14:42:00.000-07:002008-05-25T14:42:00.000-07:00See, I'm like this EVERY TIME someone comes over (...See, I'm like this EVERY TIME someone comes over (read: don't you @#$%%! DARE drop by unexpectedly!) I do this mostly because my house is always a disaster and then I go freaky on it and you. do. not. want to be near me when that happens. Much like the PMS also. One word for you: Natural Progesterone Cream. I rub that stuff all over me like it's butter and I'm a bird just waitin' for a bakin'. Then I can OCD happily and the children don't get scared.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11263622340320304409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-1971072360438341942008-05-23T08:30:00.000-07:002008-05-23T08:30:00.000-07:00sounds like me. mom and stepdad will be at our do...sounds like me. mom and stepdad will be at our doorstep in 8 days. I've got a lot of cleanin' to do before they stay with us for a week! But definitely glad it's my mom and not my in-laws!Wineplzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412881827548705342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-69961663214686126522008-05-23T06:38:00.000-07:002008-05-23T06:38:00.000-07:00"level five hurricane bitch Tootsie"There are Texa..."level five hurricane bitch Tootsie"<BR/><BR/>There are Texas storms like that. They name them Holly.<BR/><BR/>Can you post the dungeon plans when completed?Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-16800057282903144682008-05-22T17:39:00.000-07:002008-05-22T17:39:00.000-07:00Funny, build a dungeon is on my list, too.Funny, build a dungeon is on my list, too.stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04257126641387033673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-50051528684155564832008-05-22T16:21:00.000-07:002008-05-22T16:21:00.000-07:00Tootsie is scaring me. It's your brother!Tootsie is scaring me. It's your brother!Mrs. G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01171997573144385692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-8379169044778296412008-05-22T13:41:00.000-07:002008-05-22T13:41:00.000-07:00Go with #15 FIRST and FAST! Can't you just flip o...Go with #15 FIRST and FAST! <BR/>Can't you just flip over the pillows that the brds ruined? <BR/>Hide the mac and cheese under your bed, you KNOW you will need it later.Insane Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772208953959596713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-14584030312748033482008-05-22T13:35:00.000-07:002008-05-22T13:35:00.000-07:00OMG, this is *so* me before a visit - I go insane ...OMG, this is *so* me before a visit - I go insane and can't even stand myself through the entire loathsome process. It's at those times I want to grow a penis and just worry whether or not there is enough beer in the fridge.Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860768361414240309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-80817124544727659642008-05-22T11:22:00.000-07:002008-05-22T11:22:00.000-07:00I had visitors in last week. It took me three day...I had visitors in last week. It took me three days of OCD cleaning and one full day of the cleaning ladies help to get the house in order.<BR/><BR/>I will not be entertaining out of town guests for some time. ;)<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend!OHmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12712111068636100187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-74199633645525960252008-05-22T11:18:00.000-07:002008-05-22T11:18:00.000-07:00Thanks for the offers on the porta-crib, Peeps! I...Thanks for the offers on the porta-crib, Peeps! I've scored one. Funny how you walk into a preschool and say, "Anyone wanna loan me a crib?" and people start pulling them out of the back of their minivan. People are good.<BR/><BR/>Dorothy, get your ass over here. Bring your own list and your OCD. Thanks.Tootsie Farklepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-31175550666215305302008-05-22T10:40:00.000-07:002008-05-22T10:40:00.000-07:00Came by way of Classy Chaos, although I've seen yo...Came by way of Classy Chaos, although I've seen your avatar everywhere and really didn't need to be begged to come over. 'Cause, sheez, I've read your comments and nearly peed myself (okay I did, but only a little).<BR/><BR/>Your list sounds like mine. Grab a few shots and crack the whip. Good luck.just jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09218649675899000158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-32629529966485452008-05-22T09:35:00.000-07:002008-05-22T09:35:00.000-07:00I have a porta crib thingy, and I don't live a mil...I have a porta crib thingy, and I don't live a million miles away, just over here in Glendale. Email if you want it. avanhouten@sbcglobal.netAdriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17632457245324216299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-71121930343877106462008-05-22T09:11:00.000-07:002008-05-22T09:11:00.000-07:00Oh, please, oh, please with a cherry on top Ms Far...Oh, please, oh, please with a cherry on top Ms Farklepants, ma'am! Can I build the dungeon? I'll even include an oubliette for Jehovah's Witnesses..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-50174465102262112292008-05-22T08:33:00.000-07:002008-05-22T08:33:00.000-07:00Oooh...see my Brother-in-law is a total neat freak...Oooh...see my Brother-in-law is a total neat freak and I'd be hiring someone to come clean my house if he was coming over. Luckily he lives in DC and if he comes out this way they end up at my mother's, so it's her problem!<BR/><BR/>And the candy...not entering because the LAST thing I need is a box of chocolates around me, my husband and my two year old. It gets ugly. And not just the additional cellulite!A Mom Two Boyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14488177415635805201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-19485396609794399362008-05-22T08:24:00.000-07:002008-05-22T08:24:00.000-07:00I have a spare portacrib you can borrow if you wan...I have a spare portacrib you can borrow if you want to drive ALL THE WAY OVER HERE <I>in your spare time</I>barbrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09918903739834969992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-27584606267447035212008-05-22T08:19:00.000-07:002008-05-22T08:19:00.000-07:00really? I think you should forgo the list, except ...really? I think you should forgo the list, except for #17 peeing on toilet seats must stop. <BR/><BR/>Have a great time, from what I gathered your house is already immaculate.EatPlayLovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01768078593549284605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-35314213825992517812008-05-22T08:01:00.000-07:002008-05-22T08:01:00.000-07:00My family never comes to visit (thank you God!), b...My family never comes to visit (thank you God!), but when the in-laws come, that's when we totally slack on the cleaning. It makes my MIL for wanted and needed when I let her scrub my house for hours and hours. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.Burgh Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09123901504643963583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-8305540537907256212008-05-22T07:56:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:56:00.000-07:00Thank Goddess someone else goes into a tizzy when ...Thank Goddess someone else goes into a tizzy when they entertain! :) You just want the place to be nice, clean and relaxing for you AND your guests so you all can have a good time. I totally get it and if I lived near you I'd help you out. :)<BR/><BR/>BTW, get some Ativan with the Prozac, works wonders.scargosunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14911826980781124597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-9468544293286856682008-05-22T07:54:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:54:00.000-07:00I'd like to ADD some things to your list, but bear...I'd like to ADD some things to your list, but bear with me here because you'll like it in the end. (1) home-baked goods prepared on the morning they will arrive; (2) plan a puppet show or some other "entertainment" with all the children while they're there. In my experience, there is nothing like the adorableness of lisped "what am I supposed to say now, mama?" and the laughter that is filtered through giant bites of home-made muffiny goodness to distract <I>distract</I> DISTRACT the eye from any slight untidiness that might occur in corners. So adding those two things to your list cuts down all the tedious cleaning activities by at least 1/3, since no one will notice anyway. See how helpful I can be?<BR/><BR/>Have a great visit!MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-36892106523444464352008-05-22T07:52:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:52:00.000-07:00I have a similar to do list. I also have a similar...I have a similar to do list. I also have a similar husband reminding me that they don't give a rats fat ass what the house looks like because HE wouldn't give a rats fat ass what someones house looked like. I am also beside myself. I also have two or four very dirty little hands making matters worse.<BR/><BR/>So hang in there and set some priorities - like twitter and blogs and comments and stuff like that.<BR/><BR/>KEEP BELIEVINVAngie @ KEEP BELIEVINGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930977696454848345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-56858090842009760872008-05-22T07:48:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:48:00.000-07:00I just KNEW I had a twin sister somewhere. We mus...I just KNEW I had a twin sister somewhere. We must have been separated at birth. I think we're both in the OC too!? Umbrellas/wind, etc.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-66214330712407141862008-05-22T07:28:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:28:00.000-07:00Breathe Tootsie...Breathe!Breathe Tootsie...Breathe!Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00127352109864311703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-63004759689460828512008-05-22T07:11:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:11:00.000-07:00This one is confusing me: 11. Plan more elaborate ...This one is confusing me: 11. Plan more elaborate meals that don't include hot dogs or mac & cheese.<BR/><BR/>Because more elaborate? Than hot dogs or mac & cheese? Surely such a thing does not exist.<BR/><BR/>hot dogs / mac & cheese = pinnacle of elaborateAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-26017716697111649182008-05-22T07:07:00.000-07:002008-05-22T07:07:00.000-07:00LOL! This post was hilarious! Now slowly back away...LOL! This post was hilarious! Now slowly back away from the cleaning products, I think you've been smelling fumes for a little to long! ;)AutoSysGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01182101665968215991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-67648831255025771432008-05-22T06:55:00.000-07:002008-05-22T06:55:00.000-07:00I am so glad I am not alone! I do this, too, even...I am so glad I am not alone! I do this, too, even when it's my sister visiting who has a WAAAAAYY worse messy-house than I do. I use it as an excuse to get things cleaned that would otherwise be so disgusting even my toilet-peeing boy couldn't survive...<BR/>Enjoy the visit!The Girl Next Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08106281074589247494noreply@blogger.com