tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post447936182450637875..comments2024-01-26T00:47:28.825-08:00Comments on Vintage Thirty: The Post Where I Compare Perimenopause to BeowulfTootsie Farklepantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-55513268434794661102013-07-24T18:21:49.246-07:002013-07-24T18:21:49.246-07:00You are hilarious! I love smart, quick witted wom...You are hilarious! I love smart, quick witted women. You are both and more!!!(keri)menopausehttp://kerimenopause.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-49426954951884110672010-08-11T13:53:13.993-07:002010-08-11T13:53:13.993-07:00Golden-French-Horny-Thingy-Goblet!
Hilarious!
Th...Golden-French-Horny-Thingy-Goblet!<br /><br />Hilarious!<br /><br />This post caught my eye because, oh my GOD. My body is betraying me too, and it does suck.Genhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17832495079371007018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-44399092311829295902010-07-20T01:59:47.009-07:002010-07-20T01:59:47.009-07:00The best thing is when you get perimenopause from ...The best thing is when you get perimenopause from Mother Nature for your 33rd birthday (that's right)<br />No shit, last week I got to work one evening and noticed growth on my upper lip that would make any 12 year old boy proud. It wasn't there 20 minutes earlier! And no wax strips in the house. <br />*so embarassed*<br />I've been lobbying for a hysterectomy for a year now, the OB/GYN is on board, hubby is the abstaining vote: "But you'll grow a mustache and stuff"<br />Dude, it's already happened. Let me have the surgery. Think of the money we'll save on maxi pads!poosemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01831041071109831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-78797108772771610752009-03-24T18:06:00.000-07:002009-03-24T18:06:00.000-07:00The only thing sadder than finding a hair on my ch...The only thing sadder than finding a hair on my chinny chin chin was finding a WHITE hair there. I can't believe how many of us are plucking away in the car--sometimes I'll be driving and have to pull over because I'll rub my chin and suddenly find that a new growth has sprouted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-62697747577070972622009-01-19T19:28:00.000-08:002009-01-19T19:28:00.000-08:00Peri sucks. I was getting 3 periods in a month, so...Peri sucks. I was getting 3 periods in a month, so went back on the pill for a year. Now it's been 1.5 months since the last one. I feel like those job safety posters. "It's been 45 days since our last industrial accident..." Up to 10 years??? Totally NOT FAIR.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-26487621066520672992008-09-01T20:24:00.000-07:002008-09-01T20:24:00.000-07:00Oh, I just found this and your post is hysterical....Oh, I just found this and your post is hysterical. Twice a month, I hear you sistah!Susan Moorheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06744130110550636177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-41448501172338710102008-08-04T18:54:00.000-07:002008-08-04T18:54:00.000-07:00Grendyl's mom is such a bitch.have you tried givin...Grendyl's mom is such a bitch.<BR/><BR/>have you tried giving the cup back again???Wineplzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412881827548705342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-22344887394699642322008-08-03T08:01:00.000-07:002008-08-03T08:01:00.000-07:00It sure as hell does show up whenever it pleases.P...It sure as hell does show up whenever it pleases.<BR/><BR/>Packing the car to go to Sedona: Hi Jenna's period!<BR/><BR/>O that's not enough. I'll just start erupting into itchy, mysterious hives.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08466593271512886307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-11084505133752182632008-08-01T18:52:00.000-07:002008-08-01T18:52:00.000-07:00I could have written it myself, but you beat me to...I could have written it myself, but you beat me to it. Bitch. Sorry, I'm peri-menopausal too ya know. Oh, and that visor mirror, sucks the big one. I don't need honesty at my age - Botox, Restylane - but not honesty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-69473688475329875832008-08-01T11:02:00.000-07:002008-08-01T11:02:00.000-07:00Dear Tootsie -While you and Mother Nature (or poss...Dear Tootsie -<BR/>While you and Mother Nature (or possibly Angelina-fucking-Jolie) have a talk could you please ask why they (she/it) deems it necessary for me to have my period not once, not twice, but THREE DAMN TIMES in the month of July? In Texas. In shorts weather. It makes me want to cry. Wait, I am crying. I have been crying since JUNE.<BR/>Disgruntled and cramping,<BR/>PajamachickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-11086424844305987202008-07-30T22:53:00.000-07:002008-07-30T22:53:00.000-07:00Your post almost made me wet my pants. I didn't th...Your post almost made me wet my pants. I didn't think about using the car mirror to pluck, but you know it's bad when your 14 year old daughter tries to pluck you with her fingernails in public. <BR/><BR/>Good luck!<BR/><BR/>LisaLisa Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09945412883411503173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-2877807621069357392008-07-30T20:24:00.000-07:002008-07-30T20:24:00.000-07:00That's the funniest thing I have read all day! Pro...That's the funniest thing I have read all day! Probably all week...I thought I was the only one who had a pair of tweezers in the car!! Thanks for the laugh!Dr. Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06762890987425770251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-59620250625517538512008-07-30T20:05:00.000-07:002008-07-30T20:05:00.000-07:00I think I wet my pants (hand to God, the going phr...I think I wet my pants (hand to God, the going phrase in this house with the boys). I will never think of Beowulf the same again. Or Angelina Jolie. Or anything to do with, ahem, girly bits. LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-69290273200812554972008-07-30T18:55:00.000-07:002008-07-30T18:55:00.000-07:00You crack me up. I have nothing funnier to add tha...You crack me up. I have nothing funnier to add than what is already here, and nothing even remotely as funny, so this is really a non-comment type comment. But you've been making me laugh non-stop for a week in my reader, so I figured it was about damn time that I clicked over here and told you so in person. Or whatever. I may not be perimenopausal yet, but that doesn't mean my brain always works whip smart. Yours, on the other hand? Pure comic genius.MommyTimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12860003098383600806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-65807261443982273442008-07-30T18:29:00.000-07:002008-07-30T18:29:00.000-07:00If I were still teaching HS English, I would so us...If I were still teaching HS English, I would so use this summary of Beowulf. They'd never forget it ever again. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, and that mirror on the back of the visor . . . hates me. <BR/><BR/>Dark lighting and blurry vision are my friends . . .Laskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12001998549713092381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-23727314969070433522008-07-30T17:44:00.000-07:002008-07-30T17:44:00.000-07:00My life as a human being spitter outer is over...t...My life as a human being spitter outer is over...thank god.<BR/><BR/>The bitch not only gave me cycle of like very 12 days for 35 years...and added valuable gift with purchase to it! (softball sized fibroids)<BR/><BR/>No golden chalice thingy for me!<BR/>Theodoric of York removeth the oven last year!!! <BR/><BR/>oh- and the hairs? How can they grow to like 2 inches long without detection, then all of the sudden you see one here, and here, and there...Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-57147381548847044112008-07-30T16:50:00.000-07:002008-07-30T16:50:00.000-07:00I'm so glad I stumbled upon your hillarious ass! M...I'm so glad I stumbled upon your hillarious ass! My husband often comments on my random thoughts, but YOURS take the flippin' cake!!Levi's Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456839363924803476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-14448463506517018222008-07-30T15:55:00.000-07:002008-07-30T15:55:00.000-07:00yeah. me too. the hairs thing.yeah. me too. the hairs thing.katydidnothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15710011717146842223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-34806632953816083022008-07-30T14:49:00.000-07:002008-07-30T14:49:00.000-07:00There must be something going on because this is t...There must be something going on because this is the second post to read today and the second one about pretty much the same thing...YOUR take on it is quite different...but the general idea is the same.<BR/>Never read Beowulf and if I did now, I'm not sure I'd be able to do it seriously!!<BR/><BR/>I'll comment what I did on the one before....<BR/>How sad is it that men really can't go through stuff like this in their lives. THANK GOD they can share the experiences with us...side by side, hot flash by hot flash!<BR/><BR/>Me? I'm eating tofu like nobody's business...will also find some Vit.E and black cohash just to be on the safe side!<BR/><BR/>~~sheesh~~Seriously...are we havin' fun yet?!?!dkuroiwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702013452096435136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-3560437099266959402008-07-30T14:20:00.000-07:002008-07-30T14:20:00.000-07:00Is this about my mother-in-law? I think maybe this...Is this about my mother-in-law? I think maybe this is about my mother-in-law.<BR/><BR/>No?Maggie, Dammithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16471019955310537571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-15960280255266806182008-07-30T13:57:00.000-07:002008-07-30T13:57:00.000-07:00My momma forgot to tell me about this shit that ha...My momma forgot to tell me about this shit that happens when you turn 40..it's WAY worse than puberty. <BR/>I found a 459 foot hair that curled from my chin UNDER my neck and I never knew it was there until I tried to tuck it behind my ear.. I'm so sadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-46569789978109736692008-07-30T12:23:00.000-07:002008-07-30T12:23:00.000-07:00How appropriate for you to post this today......on...How appropriate for you to post this today......on what would have been Jennifer Aniston's and Brad Pitt's 8 year anniversary!<BR/><BR/>(I wish I could claim that I know this kind of useless information all the time...but the truth is that I heard that on the radio.)<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, I bet Jen Aniston is hoping Angelina has to use her car mirror to pluck lots of facial hair.McMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14205694488371923701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-53057682239179970302008-07-30T12:19:00.000-07:002008-07-30T12:19:00.000-07:00you are way too funny.you are way too funny.AGSoccerMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00578376700382710359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-55631630005327061902008-07-30T11:56:00.000-07:002008-07-30T11:56:00.000-07:00Dude, you are hilarious!I bow to the brilliance!Dude, you are hilarious!<BR/><BR/>I bow to the brilliance!Alli Worthingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16774087357936830622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-91287745230866916242008-07-30T11:48:00.000-07:002008-07-30T11:48:00.000-07:00Mother Nature is a little bitchy, if you ask me.Mother Nature is a little bitchy, if you ask me.Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.com