tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post7226919475933457208..comments2024-01-26T00:47:28.825-08:00Comments on Vintage Thirty: His Therapist Will Send Me a Bill Plus a Thank You NoteTootsie Farklepantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-5189824321326376692008-03-11T22:13:00.000-07:002008-03-11T22:13:00.000-07:00Classic! It will turn him off girls for ...well, a...Classic! It will turn him off girls for ...well, at least ...days!JCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-31092158177749215082008-03-11T09:44:00.000-07:002008-03-11T09:44:00.000-07:00The last tampon chat I had with my kids came in th...The last tampon chat I had with my kids came in the wee hours of the morning while we were visiting my in-laws.<BR/><BR/>I was hardly awake as Zack started asking question after question.<BR/><BR/>I think Greg was pretending to sleep, leaving me to scar my kids however I saw fit.<BR/><BR/>Great post.Lisa Wheeler Miltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386193798727387546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-29339249191641888492008-03-10T21:15:00.000-07:002008-03-10T21:15:00.000-07:00My apologies to the men and any eye sores this pos...My apologies to the men and any eye sores this post may have caused.<BR/><BR/>Stu~ I think that technique is brilliant! I can't think of better birth control than that. St. Patricks day is on Monday. Just sayin.Tootsie Farklepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-48497073548348872962008-03-10T13:54:00.000-07:002008-03-10T13:54:00.000-07:00How can this be? There is not a holiday in site.A...How can this be? There is not a holiday in site.<BR/><BR/>Are you coming to a school near us to give your talk anytime soon?<BR/><BR/>Sounds like my plan for helping my kids not to have sex too early; I will 'explain' how Stephanie and I have sex. "Well, you see, when I have your Mom's leg like this, and her hand is here...." That should give them the chills when just making out. Stephanie is not quite on board with this technique yet.<BR/><BR/>-StuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-89299995292386967152008-03-09T21:55:00.000-07:002008-03-09T21:55:00.000-07:00OMG! That's the best. I'm still in limbo on the wh...OMG! That's the best. I'm still in limbo on the whole period thing with my 4 year old. Maybe she can just meet your son, he'll fill her in!EatPlayLovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01768078593549284605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-71161496745669828292008-03-09T21:52:00.000-07:002008-03-09T21:52:00.000-07:00okay..so now, i'm laughing too hard to really put ...okay..so now, i'm laughing too hard to really put together a good comment...so...just...what everyone else has said...okay??<BR/>(I think I had this kind of conversation with my brothers one time...same result....!!!)<BR/><BR/>You rock, tootsie!!dkuroiwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702013452096435136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-45503557549990627012008-03-09T19:43:00.000-07:002008-03-09T19:43:00.000-07:00Straight talk is the best talk. But I ran from th...Straight talk is the best talk. But I ran from the computer screaming too.Dad Stuffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11276260199734322800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-57616212621713958122008-03-09T19:16:00.000-07:002008-03-09T19:16:00.000-07:00perfect. i'm close to having that conversation at...perfect. i'm close to having that conversation at my house. i may just print this out and give it to him.slow panichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00806001325853693285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-48778034285478405402008-03-09T19:08:00.000-07:002008-03-09T19:08:00.000-07:00Sometimes I just gotta give it to him straight.Sometimes I just gotta give it to him straight.Tootsie Farklepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-73101241747754429782008-03-09T16:23:00.000-07:002008-03-09T16:23:00.000-07:00I hope you thanked him for the blogging gold!I hope you thanked him for the blogging gold!Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-7723919188699410682008-03-09T16:19:00.000-07:002008-03-09T16:19:00.000-07:00You are a cruel mommy!! I love it! Are you saving ...You are a cruel mommy!! I love it! Are you saving for his couch time now?AutoSysGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01182101665968215991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-40670244145929265472008-03-09T15:54:00.000-07:002008-03-09T15:54:00.000-07:00You'll be running when he starts talking about his...You'll be running when he starts talking about his own sex life.<BR/><BR/>I loathe the sex talk days - whenever they arrive.<BR/><BR/>Finally did my meme, btw.<BR/><BR/>KEEP BELIEVINGAngie @ KEEP BELIEVINGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930977696454848345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-32012511765896595032008-03-09T15:00:00.000-07:002008-03-09T15:00:00.000-07:00Oh, that's awesome. Schools should hire you for he...Oh, that's awesome. <BR/><BR/>Schools should hire you for health class. Teen pregnancy would decline, without the heavy-handed uselessness of teaching abstinence.Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-36178492220889971632008-03-09T14:09:00.000-07:002008-03-09T14:09:00.000-07:00So funny, I just laughed loud enough for my girls ...So funny, I just laughed loud enough for my girls to say, "What?". <BR/>"Oh nothing, you'll find out soon enough"! :)As Cape Cod Turnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047430228350114744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-12275087104677775522008-03-09T14:08:00.000-07:002008-03-09T14:08:00.000-07:00My guess is he will start asking every girl he get...My guess is he will start asking every girl he gets near if she's bleeding. Out of her vagina. Or, if he's more shy, he'll find a way to surreptitiously determine whether or not she is...<BR/><BR/>Brilliant stuff.stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04257126641387033673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-71251889317071456892008-03-09T13:54:00.000-07:002008-03-09T13:54:00.000-07:00LOL! Wow. That is awesome.LOL! Wow. That is awesome.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04757200792589046527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-72527631048600276112008-03-09T13:38:00.000-07:002008-03-09T13:38:00.000-07:00i was disturbed at that....hahahahai was disturbed at that....hahahahaTexashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-91152145035863923442008-03-09T13:34:00.000-07:002008-03-09T13:34:00.000-07:00I so cannot wait to do this to my two boys. Can.No...I so cannot wait to do this to my two boys. Can.Not.Wait. The crap I put up with...ooh, can't wait for girlfriends, too! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-85563035855716511452008-03-09T12:13:00.000-07:002008-03-09T12:13:00.000-07:00Oh man...you're lucky that your husband has the st...Oh man...you're lucky that your husband has the stomach for that convo. Mine would've been the one running from the room covering his ears. He doesn't even want to acknowledge women poop. As far as he's concerned, nothing but gumdrops and sunshine come out of our butts. That's a lot to live up to, let me tell you.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13386108965816851891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-45426359299723901202008-03-09T11:11:00.000-07:002008-03-09T11:11:00.000-07:00Way to go! He may never have sex. All that bleed...Way to go! He may never have sex. All that bleeding going on at who knows what time is enough to scare the crap out of any boy.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09037928148778848386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-48333259320491124952008-03-09T11:05:00.000-07:002008-03-09T11:05:00.000-07:00That is awesome, hilarious, and scary all at the s...That is awesome, hilarious, and scary all at the same time. When my mom and I first had the sex conversation I cried. This was scary information that I couldn't handle. A boy puts what where? Oh the horror.<BR/><BR/>Funny how now that I'm older it doesn't make me cry at all...except when I'm not getting some when I'm wanting some. Was that too much information? Oh well.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00127352109864311703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-5543478906485822822008-03-09T10:58:00.000-07:002008-03-09T10:58:00.000-07:00hahahahahahaha. i always high five when i've scar...hahahahahahaha. i always high five when i've scarred them for life. in a not terrible way.katydidnothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15710011717146842223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-88338271827273398382008-03-09T10:28:00.000-07:002008-03-09T10:28:00.000-07:00That is AWESOME. Congratulations on a job well do...That is AWESOME. Congratulations on a job well done!Burgh Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09123901504643963583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7919889744528028610.post-40620344064205945002008-03-09T09:52:00.000-07:002008-03-09T09:52:00.000-07:00Oh my God. That was hilarious.....I am totally scr...Oh my God. That was hilarious.....I am totally scripting this to use in conversation with my own children. Flawless approach.Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08013834612284846819noreply@blogger.com