Friday, June 11, 2010

Yeah, Um, Good Luck With That

I'm used to getting the email from some con-artist in Zimbabwe or whateverthefook wanting my help in handing over my financial information or...who knows? Whatever. Like this brief message from a few days ago:

I am Shung Hin Hui, I have a business of $15.5 million for you contact me for details.

Whaaa??? For lil' ol' me? Seriously, people who fall for this? Two words: Charles Darwin.

So, I got this in my email today and we're just gonna go ahead and file it under most random wtf email ever, mmmkay?:

Hey dear!
How are you? I hope that all nice for you.
I write to you, because I want to find man from Europe.
My name is Liudmila and I am 29 years old.
I from city Zelenodolsk
And I very beautiful and friendly woman and to search for serious attitudes.
In June I wish to visit the Europe.
But I have no friends in the Europe.
Also it would be fine, if we could have a meeting in your country.
I yet have not decided what country to visit, but it would be fine if you will tell to me more about the country.
In what country you now live? Tell to me more about the country?
It will be great if you will answer to me, so we can to have communication together.
If you will reply to me I will writing to you more about me and send photo of myself.
I want only serious and long relations, I hope you support me in it.
It will be interesting to me to learn that you think of it.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up, people.


Manic Mommy said...

Could you please forward me the first one? I could really use 15.5 mil.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

My favorite recent email was asking me (all the way down here in San Diego) to take a survey because my opinion as a Canadian blogger would be very valuable.


slow panic said...

i can't believe the internet hasn't outgrown this yet

Diane J. said...

Oooookaaayy! That's a new one.

There are just so many things wrong with this, LOL.

Glennis said...

I remember pen pals, don't you? This is your crooked pen pal!!

You could send her all kinds of weird stories!

Seriously, though, that's a weird one. You have to wonder how they got your email.

Madame Queen said...

I got that same message on my account at Book Lushes. I was like WTH?