Thursday, November 13, 2008

If You're Looking For Me...


I'm over at Mrs. G's rifling through her extensive collection of secret boyfriends. Honestly, you can't invite me anywhere anymore.

If Mrs. G sent you...welcome! Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. I'd offer you something to eat but I really need to get to the store. I could serve you a couple of heels from a loaf of wheat bread and some questionable carrots but you should probably stick to the canned goods. And Jesus God whatever you do don't open that carton of orange juice!

If you're Mrs. G and are here to throw some haymakers at me, please...not the face.

30 comments:

justhay said...

Swinging by via Mrs G...loved the slow cook. Imagine is wonderful.

Jarrard said...

You are my favorite by far and the interview with Satan sealed the deal.

I love cake......

jenontheedge said...

That was a damn fine Slow Cook Thursday post. *sniff* I'm proud that you've commented at my own blog.

Madge said...

i'm sorry, i didn't hear a word you said, johnny and i were busy...

MamaMo said...

Great profile over on Mrs. G - this is for you:
http://mamamo.blogspot.com/2008/08/hopeless.html

Sue @ My Party of 6 said...

You and Mrs. G are like peanut butter and chocolate. Two great tastes that taste great together! (Although I promise not to lick you. Even though I see from the pictures that you were in my and Mr. Lincoln's neighborhood and you didn't stop by.)

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

You NEVER have anything good in your fridge. Sheesh.
Great feature on you at Mrs. G's. I loved seeing you twice today.

Janet said...

mmm, how nice to be greeted with that lovely picture of my true love!

And I, too, was deeply affect by Heath's untimely passing...still, it bothers me. And John's, as well. Gah.

kcinnova said...

Mrs. G. was right!
Sorry about the drool on your picture of Mr. Depp.

derfina said...

That Mrs. G sure can pick'em! Love yer blog.

Burgh Baby said...

I am suddenly reminded that I very much so miss your tips. Or tits. Whichever it was. ;-)

Swirl Girl said...

Mrs. G closed comments-

so I am leaving it here.

We should meet , fellow SOCAL girl...I'd love to break through the firey gates of hell with you.
Satan is no match.

Lisa Milton said...

My reader brought me here first. I'll head over to Mrs. G's for a gander.

ox

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Grown-ups rule!

Nora Bee said...

Enjoyed your post!

Kristin said...

Wait. what? I'm all dizzy now, next time leave the Johnny out, I can't focus...in fact I couldn't read another word, I was too busy cleaning up drool!

lapoflux said...

Nice post over at Mrs G - you lookum LUVERLY in that there photo missy!

MamaMo said...

Hope you survived the "earthquake" today!

LuckyMe said...

Never been to slow cook before. That was fun. You are so witty.
I miss Heath, too.
Beautiful pictures of you and Heath.

LI Laura said...

Your picture is beautiful! I was devastated when John was killed, and Imagine is one of my all time favorites, too.

MelADramatic Mommy said...

I'm sorry, did you say something? :^)

Anna See said...

Super neat interview over at Mrs. G's. Loved the pictures, too.

The Girl Next Door said...

You know I love you all the time, but seeing you on Mrs. G. well that was just Extra Special.

g said...

Whooo-hooo!!!! You got Slow-Cook Thursdayed!!!!

Hooray!

phd in yogurtry said...

Completely agree about John Lennon and Imagine. My son's teacher was talking about it in class. It's timeless and I wish more people would take to heart his words.

carrie said...

I am so happy I found you!

:)

Bunny Bunster said...

I was very happy to see you featured on Mrs. G's website!
You've hit the Big Time now!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Gah, and here I am in pants. I hate to disappoint Johnny!

I'm here from Mrs. G's. Do you mind if I poke around? ;)

Wenderina said...

Great post on Mrs. G's blog. And you used Imagine (my poem of choice on my turn as well). I was unfortunate enough to have to post within days of Heath Ledger and Mrs. G. and I decided to remove him from my post as a secret boyfriend as it seemed insensitive at the time. I'll be back to visit!

Katie said...

Here via the manor. Umm, pardon me if I am now smitten. I lurve your blog!

And Imagine (I am too much of a 'tard to figure out the HTML thing) is the best song EVER!