Sunday, February 3, 2008

Super Bowl XLII Pre-Game Exclusive

Tootsie: So, Tom. Here we are in Arizona for Super Bowl XLII!
Tom Brady: Super Bowl...what? Extra Large 2?
Tootsie: No, Tom. Those are Roman numerals.
Tom: Ohhhh... like numbers?
Tootsie: Exactly. So, what are you doing to get ready for today?
Tom: I ate Wheaties. And now I'm getting ready to stretch.
Tootsie: I'd like to watch, if that's okay.
Tom: That's perfectly fine. How's this?

Tootsie: Oh. My. That is very nice.
Tom: I know. Would you like to see it again? How's this?

Tootsie: Eh. I liked the first one better.
Tom: Yeah. That's my favorite too. It's better if you stand behind me.
Tootsie: Good form. Eherm. What are your hobbies?
Tom: Getting actresses pregnant and dating super models.
Tootsie: Of course. That's to be expected.
Tom: I thought so.
Tootsie: What else?
Tom: I like to play football.
Tootsie: Mmhmm.
Tom: I like to go to the Super Bowl. I go a lot.
Tootsie: Yes. Yes you do. And you had a perfect season.
Tom: I can throw the football like a mother fuckin' riot. I am the shit. Oh! Pardon my French.
Tootsie: No offense taken. *sniff* You smell really good. In a drug store kind of way.
Tom: It's Stetson.
Tootsie: Yes. It does explain the hat.

Tom: Well... I better get ready. Big game and all.
Tootsie: Certainly. I shouldn't keep you. but I want to lick you
Tom: I'm sorry? I didn't hear you. Did you just say...?
Tootsie: It was nothing. You should get going.
Tom: Okay. See you after the game?
Tootsie: Yeah! I mean, yeah. Cool.
Tom: Alright. Bye...

Tootsie: -------
Tom: You still here? Did you need something else?
Tootsie: --------
Tom: ?
Tootsie: No. No, that's okay. I'll just... you just go. I'll just watch ...I'm gonna go in a minute oh wow.

**all photos from Google Images


Jan said...

Great post. I like the last pic., the "Butt" shot.

stephanie said...

I believe that last picture has my pretend husband from college (Drew Bledsoe - we were at WSU together, had a couple of very intimate moments - remind me to tell you later).

As a Cowboy fan, I so appreciate you not highlighting any of the Giants. And for making Tom sound as vacant as I suspect he is...

Enjoy watching the game :)

Anonymous said...

The ONLY redeeming quality in pro football. Ass shots. Bent over ass shots of men in spandex. That's it. Now I'm going to make some snacks so that I can chew my way through all of the delicious ass shots. Thanks for the giggle.

Karen said...

I'm pretty sure that guy works out. I only wish it were at my gym. *sigh*

ALF said...

I don't think I've ever mentioned on my blog that my husband is IN LOVE with Tom Brady. And he's not afraid to admit it. I will have to show him your post - he'll enjoy it!

Allison said...

You are absolutely hilarious.

Burgh Baby said...

An entire post dedicated to the devil . . . hmmm. Let's just say you and Giselle can have him!

I would say "go Giants," but that feels very, very wrong as well. So, go commercials!

Super B's Mom said...


Earth to Tootsie.

Come in Tootsie.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I'm okay. Really. I'm actually not a die hard fan of either team but I was pretty excited about the Patriots undefeated season. I'm sad for them that they didn't win the Super Bowl.

Yes. I was yelling at the tv. :)

Jennifer S said...

Nice ass shot. Best part of football, if you ask me. Excellent interview. I'm sure he would have run off with you after the game if it weren't for that Gisele. Don't know what he sees in her, anyway.

Mrs. G. said...

"But I want to lick you"...vintage Tootsie!

Anonymous said...

Here's the story, of a man named Brady...

That's all I could think of.