Monday, November 19, 2007

If I Can't Taste the Turkey Someone is Gonna Get Hurt!

I think I'm getting a cold. I'm eating Sudafed like Tic-Tacs trying to mask my symptoms. Actually, to alleviate my face. My colds always start in my cheekbones and eyeballs. I'm highly aware of my upper face at the moment. If I don't nip it in its stupid bud right now, I will be eating Thanksgiving dinner with my taste buds impaired. And that has got to be the cruelest joke, ever.


dorothy said...

Oh no!!! You can't get sick! Keep poppin' the Sudafed! Maybe some vitamin C too, for extra assurance.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I know! And now my throat is itchy like behind my ears. I "feel" fine really know. Nothing is stuffy or running at them moment. Hopefully I can keep my sinuses and nasal passages totally dehydrated with the drugs.