Super Bowl XLII Pre-Game Exclusive

Tootsie: So, Tom. Here we are in Arizona for Super Bowl XLII!
Tom Brady: Super Bowl...what? Extra Large 2?
Tootsie: No, Tom. Those are Roman numerals.
Tom: Ohhhh... like numbers?
Tootsie: Exactly. So, what are you doing to get ready for today?
Tom: I ate Wheaties. And now I'm getting ready to stretch.
Tootsie: I'd like to watch, if that's okay.
Tom: That's perfectly fine. How's this?

Tootsie: Oh. My. That is very nice.
Tom: I know. Would you like to see it again? How's this?

Tootsie: Eh. I liked the first one better.
Tom: Yeah. That's my favorite too. It's better if you stand behind me.
Tootsie: Good form. Eherm. What are your hobbies?
Tom: Getting actresses pregnant and dating super models.
Tootsie: Of course. That's to be expected.
Tom: I thought so.
Tootsie: What else?
Tom: I like to play football.
Tootsie: Mmhmm.
Tom: I like to go to the Super Bowl. I go a lot.
Tootsie: Yes. Yes you do. And you had a perfect season.
Tom: I can throw the football like a mother fuckin' riot. I am the shit. Oh! Pardon my French.
Tootsie: No offense taken. *sniff* You smell really good. In a drug store kind of way.
Tom: It's Stetson.
Tootsie: Yes. It does explain the hat.

Tom: Well... I better get ready. Big game and all.
Tootsie: Certainly. I shouldn't keep you. but I want to lick you
Tom: I'm sorry? I didn't hear you. Did you just say...?
Tootsie: It was nothing. You should get going.
Tom: Okay. See you after the game?
Tootsie: Yeah! I mean, yeah. Cool.
Tom: Alright. Bye...


Tootsie: -------
Tom: You still here? Did you need something else?
Tootsie: --------
Tom: ?
Tootsie: No. No, that's okay. I'll just... you just go. I'll just watch ...I'm gonna go in a minute oh wow.

**all photos from Google Images