Monday, September 22, 2008

Big Phat Weiners!

I made you wait a whole weekend but the time is here. Our winners for the giveaway! I hope the suspense didn't keep you from important tasks like spending quality family time together, tackling that pile of laundry, or doing something about that stubborn hard water stain that has taken up residence in your toilet--or is that just me? Not to tarnish my reputation as an extremely lazy person, I once again typed, in lieu of handwriting, each individual entrants name into Word and printed out the substantial listssss.


Then I had to do some physical labor and take scissor to paper and cut them into equal parts. And oh the folding! And the tossing into the more than adequate bowl that pulled a Brett Favre and was all, retire who?


Then I had to pull Mr. Farklepants away from his important duties that included applying WD40 on the hinges of the kitchen cabinets and also testing the spaghetti sauce simmering for dinner. I should let you know up front that there are two winners and no one won the gift of scorn [i.e. winning both gift cards]...Without further ado, the winner of the $25 Shell Gas Card is:


Congratulations Kathy in Alabama! I'm happy to give you gas.

The winner of the $25 Starbucks gift card is:



And a hearty congratulations to you, Collette! Your name is very French, no? Enjoy your coffee! Or should I say...appréciez votre café...oui?

Please email your contact information to me ladies at tootsiefarklepants(at)yahoo.com and I will promptly send you your winnings!

Thank you everyone for participating! It could be another year before the next giveaway because, I'm tired y'all.

P.S. It wasn't until composing this post that I realized a glaring typo in the rules of the contest which stated that I would be announcing the winners on Monday, September 21st. Which doesn't exist [at least not this year]. I meant Monday. Monday the 22nd. That Monday. I'm dumb.

22 comments:

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Sorry you couldn't give me gas. And $25 would have gotten me to my next-door neighbor's house too.

O'Neal (The woman in charge around here) said...

Congratulations ladies on winning!

Tootsie - You have inspired me to *try* a give away of my own, but I am still wondering just WHAT I could give that anyone could want, hmmmm... I do have a surplus of chocolate pudding!

O'Neal (The woman in charge around here) said...

Wait, what about that awesome green bowl? What do I need to do to win IT? I got a thing for green in my kitchen ;) lol!

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

Hey! You forgot to draw my name from the bowl!

Karen said...

Maybe Vintage Thirty will eventually give me gas. I can only hope.

MamaHenClucks said...

Congratulations to those who won, even though now I just feel like a big fat loser.

BOSSY said...

Bossy remembers the days of individually cut contest names, but now she is all Random Number Generator this and Random Number Generator that.

Undomestic Diva said...

So. fucking. disappointed.

Manic Mommy said...

Goddammit!

Actually, don't worry. I gave myself gas.

Mr. Farklepants said...

Actually, I was using "Tri-Flow" on the hinges and NOT WD-40.

WD-40 is both a lubricant (oil based) and a solvent (the hinges did not need a solvent).. it also smells.

Tri-Flow is a Teflon based lubricant that doesn't have a lasting odor.

Had I used WD-40 it would have cleaned the hinges, then remained damp long enough to collect a bunch of dust before drying up and causing the hinges to squeak even more than they had before.

At least I know why I am needed around the house.

...and thanks for posting my bitch tits on your blog sweetie!

Swirl Girl said...

even thought I didn't win - AGAIN - I would like to comment on the nice hands mr farklepants is sporting in the pictures.

they look soft and well manicured, too...

AGSoccerMom said...

Thanks Mr. Farklepants for the lecture on lubricants. No wonder us females never get it right. I will forward your lecture to AgsoccerDad and make sure he too uses Tri-Flow from now on....

Mother Goose said...

congrats to the winners but I think mr. farklepants should have tried again until he read the name MOTHER GOOSE!!

Burgh Baby said...

We have got to teach Mr. Farklepants how to draw names. He's doing it all wrong.

JoeinVegas said...

What? I didn't win? What?
(thanks for the contest anyway)

Elle Charlie said...

Congrats to the winners! Fun idea, this contest. I hope it's not another year, although I do appreciate the stress it may have caused :)

Sue said...

YAY to the winners!!!!!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Congrats! That's a lovely bowl, BTW.

Your Pal Pinki said...

Don't forget to recycle the paper you used and didn't pick! Mr. F-pants cracked me up with his comment.

JCK said...

Oh well...fun for THEM! Those winner people. :0

Mekhismom said...

Hmm, you are a very determined lady. The whole typing and cutting and drawing. That is a lot of work. It is appreciated and congratulations to the winner. But did you ever consider using the Random number generator? Maybe if you did you could have giveaways more often.

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

Damn me for letting my reader get so backed up! Congrats to the winners anyway.