Saturday, September 13, 2008

All In Good Fun

Trying to kill half an hours worth of time while Boy-Child#1 and Boy-Child#2 were busy with their guitar and drum lessons, respectively, the Girl-Child and I played this little game. And for whatever reason she thought it was the funniest thing since anything with physical comedy in it [and that she genuinely appreciates physical comedy warms the cockles of my cold dead heart].

The game went something like this:

Girl-Child: You have teeth in your mouth.
Tootsie: You have a duck in your mouth!

hahahhahaaaa

Girl-Child: You have a frog in your mouth!
Tootsie: You have a sock full of pennies in your mouth!

LOLZ good one mom.

I'm a riot!

Girl-Child: You have a Legos in your mouth!
Tootsie: You have an elbow in your mouth!

ROTFLMAO mom!

(maybe you had to be there to appreciate the peals of full belly laughter)

20 minutes later...

Girl-Child: You have an armpit in your mouth!
Tootsie: Ooohh good one. You have a foot in your mouth!
Girl-Child: You have a MAN in your mouth!!!
Tootsie: ......

Game over.

44 comments:

mommypie said...

DOH!

BAHAHAHA!

Seriously LOL. For reals.

Jarrard said...

Wow - coffee all over my desk now.

That is hilarious!!!

calicobebop said...

Whoops! She got you! Too funny!

O'Neal (The woman in charge around here) said...

PLEASE say there weren't others in the waiting area?

Kids say the darndest thing!

standing still said...

qmljuAnd that, Girl Child, is one reason that Daddy loves me so very, very much.

Denise said...

She totally won that one! HAHA! That is great!

Karen said...

Wow, you got lucky right there in the waiting room.

Lisa said...

LMAO. If she only knew...

Heather of the EO said...

That is seriously funny stuff lady!

Tara Smith said...

She put a halt to THAT game real fast, huh?

Kids are a riot....most of the time.

In the car last night, my four year old daughter told me that her feet "smell like her balls."

I whipped my head around to find her holding a rubber bouncy ball in each hand. THANK GOD.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Has she been reading your blog?!

Jason said...

What?

dorothy said...

LOL now I'm ROTFLMAO. That's my niece for ya!

Zoeyjane said...

Yah, she totally kicked your ass at that game! She's young, so I hope you distracted her by yelling something about a Bratz doll and ran like the dickens with the prize.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Heh.

katydidnot said...

oh, whoops.

All Adither said...

It could be worse. She could've said You have a sea cucumber in your mouth.

Jamie said...

Now that's funny, seriously funny!

barbra said...

So I'm reading along, thinking "Yes! My kids love that game too!" and hearing the belly laughs of my own children when we do that...

And. Then. I. Got. To. The. End.

You kill me.

Madge said...

but will you tell her this story when she's 25? will you?

Collette said...

Our game which insues belly laughter:
c: you have something in your ear. I think it is a bee!

me: oh no! get it out please!

c: (blows in my ear) it wasn't a bee, just c breath!

Repeat 20 times with any every insect in the 4 year old vocab

Badness Jones said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Swirl Girl said...

peals of laughter....

too funny!

merlotmom said...

ooh, you missed a great opportunity to have "the talk". young? i think not if she made that comment. kids these days...

Christina Lee said...

just came across you- I enjoyed reading your blog- made me smile. I have a 4 year old too! She sure got you! Right now mine is testing out his knock knock jokes on me :)

mommy2twinkies-Deb said...

Oh too funny. The innocence of children. I love it!

~annie said...

Game over! Ha Ha!

I remember when my kids would refer to the "black" kid and I would wonder why they had to distinguish him that way. They were referring to his shirt, of course.

Jennifer H said...

What? I don't get it. :-)

You two are hilarious.

LaskiGal said...

I'd give just about anything to have seen your face right at that moment . . .

The Stiletto Mom said...

OH. MY. GAWD. Just fell off my chair laughing. She totally one upped you on that one...

Dr. Mom said...

Too funny!!! We do the same thing only everything is in your ear. They think it is a riot!

Mother Goose said...

roflrofl, oh my gosh!!! dang woman, where have I been why have I not found you sooner!!! This is so ME! I can only let that me be shown in real life!
love girl one's comment.
hummm..... maybe you should wait a little longer after bed time.

AGSoccerMom said...

roflmao!!!!!!!!!still!!

Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING said...

ummmm, yeah, speechless. New game....

KEEP BELIEVING

Michelle Hix said...

I was wondering where that was going! ha ha

Auds at Barking Mad said...

LMAO - Diet Coke EVERYWHERE!

Brilliant!

Marmarbug said...

SNORT! OMG! That is friggin funny. Well at least to us maybe not her so much.

Autumn said...

And the Diet Coke shoots out of my nose...

Baby Favorite said...

Well, I mis-read "pennies" (in the sock), so my sick mind was already there.

Annie said...

LMBO!No comment.

Colleen said...

Oh! if she only knew!!!!!

Erin said...

Don't you love what comes out of kids mouths sometimes! I was wondering how your little game was going to end.....too funny!!!!!

Lulu said...

Um...yikes?

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

It's almost 2:30 in the morning and I'm already a little giddy trying to clear my reader of 1000+ items so that was extra hilarious!