Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I've Been a Bit Busy. Introducing...The Drive By Post

Dear Calvin Klein,

The first time you used models that appeared prepubescent and their gender indistinguishable, it was edgy. It was hip. Now it's just tired. The fact that you still use this tactic in your ad campaigns can mean only one of two things: you're very loyal to your ad agency and aren't packing the testicular magnitude to demand their direction lead to an idea anywhere near the realm of fresh, OR? You're a little obsessed [have you met Captain Obvious Pun? She's sitting right here] with it, whatever about it "it" is.

Please stop with this and make with the post haste:



While you're at it, bring this back:



Thanks! You're a peach. A fierce peach.

45 comments:

standing still said...

We will know when we are old when Calvin signs up one of Brook Shield's kids to do an ad topless.

calicobebop said...

Oh yeah - bring back Marky Mark in his underpants! Or an updated version - like Mr. Beckham. Or Clive Owen, or Daniel Craig... Is it hot in here? Whoo!

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

I'm glad someone is joining with me to talk about the truly serious issues facing our country.

monica said...

"i'll be your funky bunch" that lines gonna get way too much play at my house. love it!!

Kristi said...

His body and his face don't match. I love them both...

OHmommy said...

What a NICE way to start my morning. Thank you Tootsie for my Marky Mark. Yum.

Karen said...

I'm actually shocked that they don't have TomKat posing for them, what with them sharing jeans now and all.

hulagirlatheart said...

I say he brings the "hot drawers" ads back too...with Michael Phelps.

The Stiletto Mom said...

Amen! On both counts...bring back Marky Mark and get rid of those underdressed children. Even worse is Abercrombie. Their catalog is the WORST.

Laura said...

I could really love a man with a chest like Marky Marks. Yum!

Burgh Baby said...

I'm going to have to go with Phelps as the next underwear model. Let's just be sure to put a box over his head. KTHXBAI.

texasholly said...

Wow. I just discovered something here. I was sitting and enjoying some coffee, but coffee with Marky Mark is WAY better then coffee alone.

Lisa Milton said...

Bad Mom needs to see this post, post haste.

The Marky Mark poster alone will make her morning, although she's a bit territorial with her boyfriends.

Allison said...

Me likey that second picture.

mommy2twinkies-Deb said...

Yep, nice way to start the day! Thanks!

smalltownmom said...

Liking the beefcake.

Live.Love.Eat said...

Yum to the Marky Mark!
Good one!!!!!

barbra said...

Mmmmm, thanks for Googling that image for us!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

mmm-hmmm.

Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING said...

I'm sorry. I'm still putting my tongue back in my mouth from looking at Marky Mark and that work of art body attached to his head.

KEEP BELIEVING

JoeinVegas said...

Marky Mark? Where is he now?

Ringleader said...

I'm going to have to go with Phelps as the next underwear model. Let's just be sure to put a box over his head.

You funny Burgh Baby! Oh, and right-

How sad is it that I still wear Obsession?

mysecondjournal said...

HELL YEAH! What she said!!

AGSoccerMom said...

Oh Boy, thanks for the eye opener, my coffee just wasn't working on it's own.

Kacey Randolph said...

Found your blog through Live.Love.Eat and so glad I did! Thanks for my dose of funky bunch. Does it get any better? No, I don't think so. :o)

scargosun said...

You made my day with that smiling pic of a 1/2 nekked Markie Mark.

merlotmom said...

Oooh, why did you show me that pic of Marky Mark's six pack. Now I'm going to be distracted all morning. Sheeet.

Jenny said...

Mmmmm...mmmm...mmmmm! Marky Mark! I knew I loved your blog! ;)

You've also been nominated for an award on my blog...not that you need another one, but I enjoy your blog so much that I couldn't resist.

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

Amen to the Marky Mark coming back.

Wow...

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

I'll be your funky bunch. The line du jour, for sure.

Sara said...

Mmmm... thank you, god. Viva le funky bunch.

ALF said...

AH! Marky Mark scares me ever since I saw the movie Fear.

Adrenalynn said...

Mmmmm... thanks for the picture of Mmmmmarky. Yum. I needed some of that!

tammy said...

I think we need a Bring Marky Mark Back petition...who's with me?!?

Mel, A Dramatic Mommy said...

Hello! That was awesome, thank you.

Anonymous said...

I love you, man. I do.


Martie of

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All Adither said...

Was this theme inspired by Bossy's Drive Thru? I like it.

Elle Charlie said...

What's sad is that in this day and age of low rise, Marky Mark's underpants look very high-waisted to me :)

Brittany said...

I so miss mark....

April E. :) said...

Oh Oh Oh!!! I wanna be in the funky *yummy* bunch too!

Mekhismom said...

Yes, bring back Markie Mark - or similar looking male models. Yummy!

Eve Grey said...

Most hottest package ever.

Mr Lady said...

I'll be your funky bunch? I'm totally stealing that.

Sue said...

Me love me some Marky Mark!!!!

Jason said...

Oh, Marykymarkymarkymarkymarkymarkymarkymarky. I didn't appreciate you when you were hot.