Trying to kill half an hours worth of time while Boy-Child#1 and Boy-Child#2 were busy with their guitar and drum lessons, respectively, the Girl-Child and I played this little game. And for whatever reason she thought it was the funniest thing since anything with physical comedy in it [and that she genuinely appreciates physical comedy warms the cockles of my cold dead heart].
The game went something like this:
Girl-Child: You have teeth in your mouth.
Tootsie: You have a duck in your mouth!
hahahhahaaaa
Girl-Child: You have a frog in your mouth!
Tootsie: You have a sock full of pennies in your mouth!
LOLZ good one mom.
I'm a riot!
Girl-Child: You have a Legos in your mouth!
Tootsie: You have an elbow in your mouth!
ROTFLMAO mom!
(maybe you had to be there to appreciate the peals of full belly laughter)
20 minutes later...
Girl-Child: You have an armpit in your mouth!
Tootsie: Ooohh good one. You have a foot in your mouth!
Girl-Child: You have a MAN in your mouth!!!
Tootsie: ......
Game over.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
All In Good Fun
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DOH!
BAHAHAHA!
Seriously LOL. For reals.
Wow - coffee all over my desk now.
That is hilarious!!!
Whoops! She got you! Too funny!
PLEASE say there weren't others in the waiting area?
Kids say the darndest thing!
qmljuAnd that, Girl Child, is one reason that Daddy loves me so very, very much.
She totally won that one! HAHA! That is great!
Wow, you got lucky right there in the waiting room.
LMAO. If she only knew...
That is seriously funny stuff lady!
She put a halt to THAT game real fast, huh?
Kids are a riot....most of the time.
In the car last night, my four year old daughter told me that her feet "smell like her balls."
I whipped my head around to find her holding a rubber bouncy ball in each hand. THANK GOD.
Has she been reading your blog?!
What?
LOL now I'm ROTFLMAO. That's my niece for ya!
Yah, she totally kicked your ass at that game! She's young, so I hope you distracted her by yelling something about a Bratz doll and ran like the dickens with the prize.
oh, whoops.
It could be worse. She could've said You have a sea cucumber in your mouth.
Now that's funny, seriously funny!
So I'm reading along, thinking "Yes! My kids love that game too!" and hearing the belly laughs of my own children when we do that...
And. Then. I. Got. To. The. End.
You kill me.
but will you tell her this story when she's 25? will you?
Our game which insues belly laughter:
c: you have something in your ear. I think it is a bee!
me: oh no! get it out please!
c: (blows in my ear) it wasn't a bee, just c breath!
Repeat 20 times with any every insect in the 4 year old vocab
ROFLMAO!!!!
peals of laughter....
too funny!
ooh, you missed a great opportunity to have "the talk". young? i think not if she made that comment. kids these days...
just came across you- I enjoyed reading your blog- made me smile. I have a 4 year old too! She sure got you! Right now mine is testing out his knock knock jokes on me :)
Oh too funny. The innocence of children. I love it!
Game over! Ha Ha!
I remember when my kids would refer to the "black" kid and I would wonder why they had to distinguish him that way. They were referring to his shirt, of course.
What? I don't get it. :-)
You two are hilarious.
I'd give just about anything to have seen your face right at that moment . . .
OH. MY. GAWD. Just fell off my chair laughing. She totally one upped you on that one...
Too funny!!! We do the same thing only everything is in your ear. They think it is a riot!
roflrofl, oh my gosh!!! dang woman, where have I been why have I not found you sooner!!! This is so ME! I can only let that me be shown in real life!
love girl one's comment.
hummm..... maybe you should wait a little longer after bed time.
roflmao!!!!!!!!!still!!
ummmm, yeah, speechless. New game....
KEEP BELIEVING
I was wondering where that was going! ha ha
LMAO - Diet Coke EVERYWHERE!
Brilliant!
SNORT! OMG! That is friggin funny. Well at least to us maybe not her so much.
And the Diet Coke shoots out of my nose...
Well, I mis-read "pennies" (in the sock), so my sick mind was already there.
LMBO!No comment.
Oh! if she only knew!!!!!
Don't you love what comes out of kids mouths sometimes! I was wondering how your little game was going to end.....too funny!!!!!
Um...yikes?
It's almost 2:30 in the morning and I'm already a little giddy trying to clear my reader of 1000+ items so that was extra hilarious!
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