Dear Calvin Klein,
The first time you used models that appeared prepubescent and their gender indistinguishable, it was edgy. It was hip. Now it's just tired. The fact that you still use this tactic in your ad campaigns can mean only one of two things: you're very loyal to your ad agency and aren't packing the testicular magnitude to demand their direction lead to an idea anywhere near the realm of fresh, OR? You're a little obsessed [have you met Captain Obvious Pun? She's sitting right here] with it, whatever about it "it" is.
Please stop with this and make with the post haste:
While you're at it, bring this back:
Thanks! You're a peach. A fierce peach.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I've Been a Bit Busy. Introducing...The Drive By Post
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We will know when we are old when Calvin signs up one of Brook Shield's kids to do an ad topless.
Oh yeah - bring back Marky Mark in his underpants! Or an updated version - like Mr. Beckham. Or Clive Owen, or Daniel Craig... Is it hot in here? Whoo!
I'm glad someone is joining with me to talk about the truly serious issues facing our country.
"i'll be your funky bunch" that lines gonna get way too much play at my house. love it!!
His body and his face don't match. I love them both...
What a NICE way to start my morning. Thank you Tootsie for my Marky Mark. Yum.
I'm actually shocked that they don't have TomKat posing for them, what with them sharing jeans now and all.
I say he brings the "hot drawers" ads back too...with Michael Phelps.
Amen! On both counts...bring back Marky Mark and get rid of those underdressed children. Even worse is Abercrombie. Their catalog is the WORST.
I could really love a man with a chest like Marky Marks. Yum!
I'm going to have to go with Phelps as the next underwear model. Let's just be sure to put a box over his head. KTHXBAI.
Wow. I just discovered something here. I was sitting and enjoying some coffee, but coffee with Marky Mark is WAY better then coffee alone.
Bad Mom needs to see this post, post haste.
The Marky Mark poster alone will make her morning, although she's a bit territorial with her boyfriends.
Me likey that second picture.
Yep, nice way to start the day! Thanks!
Liking the beefcake.
Yum to the Marky Mark!
Good one!!!!!
Mmmmm, thanks for Googling that image for us!
mmm-hmmm.
I'm sorry. I'm still putting my tongue back in my mouth from looking at Marky Mark and that work of art body attached to his head.
KEEP BELIEVING
Marky Mark? Where is he now?
I'm going to have to go with Phelps as the next underwear model. Let's just be sure to put a box over his head.
You funny Burgh Baby! Oh, and right-
How sad is it that I still wear Obsession?
HELL YEAH! What she said!!
Oh Boy, thanks for the eye opener, my coffee just wasn't working on it's own.
Found your blog through Live.Love.Eat and so glad I did! Thanks for my dose of funky bunch. Does it get any better? No, I don't think so. :o)
You made my day with that smiling pic of a 1/2 nekked Markie Mark.
Oooh, why did you show me that pic of Marky Mark's six pack. Now I'm going to be distracted all morning. Sheeet.
Mmmmm...mmmm...mmmmm! Marky Mark! I knew I loved your blog! ;)
You've also been nominated for an award on my blog...not that you need another one, but I enjoy your blog so much that I couldn't resist.
Amen to the Marky Mark coming back.
Wow...
Mmmm... thank you, god. Viva le funky bunch.
AH! Marky Mark scares me ever since I saw the movie Fear.
Mmmmm... thanks for the picture of Mmmmmarky. Yum. I needed some of that!
I think we need a Bring Marky Mark Back petition...who's with me?!?
Hello! That was awesome, thank you.
I love you, man. I do.
Martie of
http://uncontainedchaos.blogspot.com
Was this theme inspired by Bossy's Drive Thru? I like it.
What's sad is that in this day and age of low rise, Marky Mark's underpants look very high-waisted to me :)
I so miss mark....
Oh Oh Oh!!! I wanna be in the funky *yummy* bunch too!
Yes, bring back Markie Mark - or similar looking male models. Yummy!
Most hottest package ever.
I'll be your funky bunch? I'm totally stealing that.
Me love me some Marky Mark!!!!
Oh, Marykymarkymarkymarkymarkymarkymarkymarky. I didn't appreciate you when you were hot.
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