Thursday, January 3, 2008

Deep In The Heart Of Texas Someone Has Boob Issues

The winner this week for the most amusing term used in their Google search engine that brought them to my blog is........ from Houston Texas with "why do my nipples hurt when its cold". Yes. I am the 4th result out of 504,000 possible choices. Yay me! And may Miss or Mr. Houston Texas find warmth to ease their aching nipples toot sweet! I'm sorry my blog didn't provide any answers to your dilemma.

15 comments:

Madame Queen said...

I love looking at my google searches too. I just have to say that there are WAYYY too many people looking for Katie Holmes' new haircut!

Karen said...

That's just hysterical. But truly, I want to know why. I'll never forget the winter my hubbs made (yes, made) me go to the ice sculpture competition when the daughter was 1 week old. Ouch, ouch, and ouch. 'Tis true, cold makes the tender tissue hurt.

1blueshi1 said...

Remember the commercial with a man wailing, Oh my aching back?! Do you think Madison Avenue will retool it and have some poor woman screaming, Oh my aching nipples?!

Not so much, probably, but great to contemplate.

Monica said...

OK my comment just got erased and I'm ANGRY. Not so much. So, NO - you can't leave us! You're the most regular blogger I've ever not met (not as in fiber-inducing regular - shall I replace with reliable?) I'm grouchy now :( But, thanks for the linky love, you little linker, you. Lovey love back atcha. So hey - dumb blogger question coming - how do I view what people searched to find me? kissies, and have fun flying in over the Potomac - I've always loved that part. ;)

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I wonder if it was the same person that got to me by googling "Mommy blowing Santa under the Christmas tree" . . .

Lulu said...

Isn't it funny the things that people search for? I swear, I've had some VERY strange searches as well that have led people to my blog. It can get kind of scary sometimes!!

I hope that you had a great holiday! I'm now attempting to get caught up with everyone after my blogging vacation!!

Mrs. G. said...

Way to represent the nipple, Tootsie!

ALF said...

That is hysterical. And awesome. Keep up the good work!

Melanie said...

I have a hard tip believing someone doesn't know the answer to that question.

Two words, chilly stranger: padded bra.

Or, alternatively, two more words: nipple cozies.

JCK said...

Tootsie, we'll miss you! I love these posted searches you do. Will it be a weekly segment? Great idea! Always ready to entertain. Enjoy your time away, I'm just catching up with you now.

Maremone said...

I think I have a new blog crush! I love!!!! your blog. You are so freakin funny

Jen M. said...

It HAS to make you wonder. I am one of the choices under the search "black labia."

Hmmmmf?

THE MOM BOMB said...

Could this Googler be a cow? S'gotta hurt when the weather gets chilly and your udder's hangin' out there.

I've had Googlers from Indonesia find my site by googling stuff like "mothers that bomb". Makes you feel nice and safe, huh?

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I miss you.

Melanie said...

Dude! ENOUGH with this vacation thing, okay?

Geez.