Wednesday, January 2, 2008

I Could Use It As A Car Cover

I went to Target today to perform the simple task of picking up new skivvies and under shirts for Mr. Farklepants. I'm assuming by the mostly empty shelves in this department, that every man on earth made the resolution to buy new briefs to kick off the new year. From my local store. While I'm as much a fan of a man in clean shorts, as the next gal; it did make my mission that much more complicated. After endless searching and digging, and tossing aside; I finally found his size and bought them. Came home, tore open the package to throw them in with the laundry. And what sprang from the package (oh. mah. gah. all of the innuendos and Freudian quips that can be created by this blog post) were several pairs of the worlds largest underpants. I either think very well of Mr. Farklepants or I think he has no less than 5 asses. Because that is how many these would cover. And I still can't figure out how I went wrong.

11 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

WTF? I could understand if someone shoved large-ass underwear into the smaller size bag (I think we as a society call that denial...I'm a big fan), but this just makes no sense. I will be pondering this one for days. Thanks a lot.

All Adither said...

Ha! Hilarious post, Tootsie.

Angie
www.AllAdither.com

Melanie said...

Ha!

This chaos is a Target epidemic. I was at Target two nights ago and it looked disheveled, gutted, and sad. Plus, everyone seemed to be fighting. It was like Post-Apocalyptic-Target.

Madame Queen said...

WTH? Mislabeled? Myopic?

I no longer buy socks, t-shirts or underwear for hubs. He's wayyyy too picky.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

You have just proven my point that many women buy their husbands new underwear around the holidays. Mine is whining because I threw some in with his Christmas gifts. The shelves wouldn't be empty if others weren't doing the same.

Badness Jones said...

Heh...Hubs complained that his new Christmas unders were too small...No honey, you're just too big. New Year's Resolution time for all of us!

HRH said...

OMG.. I am laughing so hard I can't come up with something clever.

The Mom Bomb said...

The evils of Target bag-switchers cannot be understated. Neither can the current condition of my husband's undershirts, which have that mysterious yellow stain around the armpits. I think a trip to Target is in order, but I will most surely check my sizes.

Karen said...

Mr. Farklepants should be so pleased that you think so highly of him. Inflated ego, and more.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

He put one on just for fun and they looked like male granny panties! I died laughing!

I grabbed the wrong size. I don't know how I did it, but I did.

And the Target was indeed picked over. It did look very sad.

Mark said...

I have the best car cover ever possible its called The Amazing Roll Up Car Cover. Its made by Global Trading Enterprises I bought it from www.thecarcover.com its this crazy thing i rolls into a canester. OMG i just love it. Im always in a hurry and im kinda lazy to LOL. im so happy. Cause know my chevy camaro and my ford mustang is covered. Even better i think i got the second cover at a half price w/e its worth the full price. oh yeah i even got like a free duster and a vacuum cleaner, duster ausam vacuum dont need it. Hey ive tried other covers and they never even last as long i bought it in 2004 thats 4 years ago i saw it on a tv add. lol they last so long they cant sell you another they prob loose money. But yeah again im just so happy i may never ever be able to shut up. Its like you tell me who hates google lol. Same here See what i mean. if you say ebay i see why. but google they only do good so to the roll up car cover. Man that roll up car cover know i got it stuck in my head i think ima dream about a car cover rolling lol. I wonder did anyone try it for there truck. Cause i know they sell it. But is the can thingy the same size.