Tuesday, January 15, 2008

What Happens When Ballerinas Play Football

**Warning: Gratuitous photos of myself to follow and not all of them attractive. Consider yourself warned**

1. They throw like a girl

2. They pirouette. That ball soared...8 feet.

3. When they kick the ball they point their toe. I give good arch.

And this? Is my game face. That's right. Don't mess with a toe pointing, pirouette performing, throwin' like a girl, football playin' ballerina. Biotch!


Peace!

*all photos by Dorothy Z.*

11 comments:

Madame Queen said...

Looks like fun! And your game face? It RAWKS!

Karen said...

Toots, you can play on my team! I've got no style, but can sometimes connect with the ball. You'd be the star player, and look good while being all that.

Allie said...

You have amazing form. The NFL should take pointers from you.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Yeah, um, you do throw like a girl! Good thing you are one.

BusyDad said...

Your opponent in that last pic looks pretty vanquished! Or bored...
Cool pics Tootsie. Action shots galore!

Tootsie Farklepants said...

He's probably looking for a soft spot to nap.

JCK said...

I want to know who this Dorothy Z chick is?

Monica said...

I was a ballerina too! Let me ask you... do your hips ever get 'locked up' and you find yourself swinging one wildly about to crack it? I do. All the time. All those days of turning out really screw with your joints (or maybe just mine.) Fun photos. I LOVE playing football!

Monica said...

Phew. That's 3 (now 4) whole comments in 15 minutes. I'm such a good reader friend.

Lulu said...

Pretty park that you are playing girl football in...

Natasha Z said...

Haha! The caption for the second picture made me laugh. And I love the way you kicked the ball in the third picture. Ha!