**frenzy and chaos** Is she okay? I don't know. I don't think so. Is she breathing? Doesn't seem to be. Tootsie? Tootsie, can you hear me? She can't hear you. I'm pretty sure she isn't breathing. She needs mouth to mouth. Can he do it? He's not really a doctor. He just played one on tv. Oh crap. That's right. I'll start the mouth to mouth. You get the paddles.....CLEAR! Whew. She's breathing. Tootsie? Tootsie, are you okay? She's smiling. Tootsie? She still can't hear you.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
I Think My Heart Just Stopped
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5 comments:
You are SO funny. Thanks for the good chuckle.
What a great way to start my day! Good Lord, that man is good looking. Thanks for sharing that with us!! I promise if I ever get a postcard from Adam Ant I'll share it with you. :)
You are way too funny!
Did that actually arrive in your mail, or are you just messing with us?
And quite frankly, I'm very offended that he doesn't wish the ugly girls of the world a Happy New Year. What? Just because they weren't born good looking means they can't even have a wonderful new year?
No. I wish it was in my email! It was posted by a friend on a message board and I stole it. Maybe he thinks that all of the girls of the world are beautiful! He seems the type that would.
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