Saturday, May 24, 2008

Then I Heard Her Say: "I Like This Picture of Me. It Hides My Muffin Top"


This picture tells a tale. You're probably thinking that I'm pointing out that she wears a little too much eyeliner for her age, but ya know, she's all "I really like a smokey eye". What she won't admit is how well it compliments the dirt encrusted on her snout from burying her crack toilet paper cardboard centers in various locations around our backyard. And on special occasions (like, because it rained) she will dig them up and present them to you. You just aren't allowed to touch them.

Let's not get started on her pedicure.

24 comments:

Melissa said...

LOL! You crack me up!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

My beagles are right with her on the eyeliner.

Jennifer H said...

Yes, but does she use L'Oreal Wrinkle Defense?

Greta said...

I totally want her eyes!

scargosun said...

She is precious! The eyeliner thing is cute.

Madge said...

she's adorable. maybe we should all collect our toilet paper cardboard centers and send them to you so she has MORE MORE MORE!!

g said...

Love the eyeliner thing. Hmmmm, if only we could...

she's precious! And look at the dirty nose!

Shania said...

Her smokey eyes are gorgeous. She may have overplucked her brows a bit, though.

Susan said...

My dog goes overboard on the eyeliner, too.

See? They not only have the sock obsession in common but the eyeliner, too!

standing still said...

Who's a sweet poochie poo? You are!

Scary Mommy said...

That girl is workin' it. And your blog is cracking me up :)

Colleen said...

she hides toilet paper rolls?

I'm totally laughing WITH you. Really, I am. ;)

stu said...

I wear my eyeliner the same way. Crust and smokey go together. Go to any Home Depot and you will see.

-Stu

dkuroiwa said...

what IS the cut-off age for "too much eye-liner"?
In your experience, how does one manage to become "smokey"? I've tried and I think I just look cheap. Suggestions?

wonder what she thinks the toilet paper roll centers are....does she ever dig them up again?

Tricia said...

She's adorable and she must have figured out that she needs to use those eyes to convince you to keep giving her empty toilet paper rolls.

wemakethree said...

your sense of humor slays me.
myra

calicobebop said...

Nothing says I love you like a soggy toilet paper roll that you can't touch! Hilarious!

EatPlayLove said...

this just made me realize that evolution has graced canines with perfect eyes, and us, we have to pay!!! not fair!

I miss my doggie! But can't bring myself to actually bring a new dog into our home.

SuzieQ said...

She is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Minnesota Matron said...

The Matron is taking note of the nifty make-up tricks.

insane mama said...

ya know, the fact that she presents these empt toilet papaer rolls is a unique gift!

Tootsie Farklepants said...

She hides them, digs them up, and presents them on the living room floor, like "jealous?"

JCK said...

Does she read Friday's "Tootsie Talks?"

Lulu said...

She's gawgeous.