Friday, October 24, 2008

The Answer to Victoria's Secret: Vicki is Rich

Oh, hi! There's boobs on my blog.

With the economy in crisis mode and the Dow plummeting lower than, well, that bra up yonder; it's good to know that those with expendable income can purchase their unmentionables to the tune of FIVE MILLION dollars. Know this: If I owned a bra detailed with 3,900 precious gems, I would run all of my errands, shirtless.

25 comments:

zeghsy said...

errands and possibly all school functions...

Swirl Girl said...

who gives a shit about the bra- does it come with the boobs??

ps- word verification is 'chert' less.

Lisa Milton said...

With that kind of finery, who wouldn't.

Vicki's crazy.

calicobebop said...

Now I know what to put on my Christmas list! Damn, I thought I had everything!

texasholly said...

Isn't that you in the pic?

ccr in MA said...

It does look more like a bikini top than a bra.

The dangling things, though? They could drive me crazy, plus, the cats? Not Good.

Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING said...

All I can think of when I look at that thing is - talk about chaffing.

KEEP BELIEVING

JoeinVegas said...

Hmmm, maybe if all your male readers chipped in, what would it cost to get a video of that?

RuthWells said...

Nice boobs, yo.

Persnickety Ticker said...

Gimme a Wonderbra and $30 worth of beads and I could make a replica good enough that the PTA wouldn't care if they were real gems.

Lisa said...

If I owned a bra like that I would be touching it all day. :)

MamaNeena said...

if I had boobs like that I wouldn't worry about the bra; I'd just be naked!

MommyTime said...

And what I would love about being able to afford a bra like that is being able to afford to buy a body like that. *sigh* And I would totally teach like that.

Mrs. G. said...

Well with your rack who could blame you. You always make me laugh.

tysdaddy said...

Your blog showed up in my Reader today as a recommendation. I decided to click over and . . . holy crap!!

Boobies!!!!!!!!!

I am so subscribing . . .

MelADramatic Mommy said...

I think I'd get a convertible. That bra is way too cool for my little SUV.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

You'd have to go shirtless--all those gems would ruin your shirts. I think they ought to stick to the IPEX--now that's comfort.

All Adither said...

I would sell that puppy so fast and buy a house.

Karen said...

Nah, Vicki is in a recession too. In past years that thing was valued at 11 million. But if I were to spend that kind of money I'd just spring for perky boobs again.

Sue said...

No kidding, huh?

dkuroiwa said...

Wasn't that bra on an episode of CSI Las Vegas?? If so, those dangly things can be taken off waaay too easy! and people died for that...no thank you! too much pressure!!
Just give me those boobs and a sleezy cheap-o bra...I'm good with that...but yeah...boobs like I USED to have...~~sigh~~

katydidnot said...

frankly that thing that you said about running errands in only your bra? i bet mr. farklepants is seriously considering buying it for you now.

hippo brigade said...

errands? shoot, if i had five million to drop on a bra, i'd sure as hell hire people to run my errands, so that i could waltz around all day admire myself and my jewel encrusted chest.

Zenmomma said...

Hell if I had those boobs, I would run all of my errands shirtless.

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