Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Who Is More Presidential?

Ten dollar Starbucks gift card to the funniest caption for this photo!

I almost hate to muck this up with any commentary. I mean, seriously, it almost doesn't even need words.

The comment that makes me laugh the hardest is the winner because it's my blog and I say so.

**Edited to add: Yes it is a REAL photo from this photo stream on Yahoo In case there was any doubt.

49 comments:

Moi said...

McCain reacts to hearing "President Palin".

dorothy said...

I neeeed mah fix - Tweaker McTweakerson.

Swirl Girl said...

"oh shit! I thought it was Sarah's ass I was grabbing!"

Pyrrho said...

"Darn it, it's the USA I want to be the president of - not New Zealand."

dkuroiwa said...

"Ack! Mint. Stuck. In. Throat. Can't. Breathe. Ack!"

pam said...

Is he still behind me?

Jarrard said...

After not seeing his wife in two weeks due to campaigning, Senator McCain reacts to Cindy's latest plastic surgery results.

Helena said...

Your ass looks so big in that suit!

Kristi said...

You want a man running this country with this kind of gas?

Manic Mommy said...

Dirty old man, McCain finally reveals his prediliction for virile black men.

The Rockin' Wife said...

"The stuff that comes out of your mouth, it is the same that comes out of your ass, and it makes me want to hurl!"

Karen said...

HAIRBALL!

Black Hockey Jesus said...

At a loss, McCain busts out the robot.

seachange said...

"Should I tell Obama that he has toilet paper hanging out of his pants?"

Karen said...

"And I just hate the way your butt goes *wiggle, wiggle* when you walk. It makes me want to gaaaaaag."

MamaMo said...

"There're still HOW MANY 'undecideds' out there?!"
(unbelievable)

The Stiletto Mom said...

After failing at doing bunny ears behind Obamas head during the debate, McCain steps up his game with the ever popular "grab ass and gag" move.

Allison said...

Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you held your face like that for too long it would stick that way? For shame Mr. Senator.

Chelly said...

McCain exhibited surprise at his accidental "Ribbit!" as he left the stage after last night's debate.

It appears that he had been promised that he would not turn back into a toad until midnight, November 4th. Our producers made repeated attempts to contact his fairy godmother, but were unable to reach her. A source in the McCain/Palin camp believes that she may have been abducted by Russians, or possibly dinosaurs; it is unclear which.

At this time, it is impossible to say whether or not he will remain in human form until November 4th, however, this newsroom has learned that oddsmakers in Las Vegas are giving eleven to one odds that his next public appearance with Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin will end with the sticky tip of his tongue planted firmly between her breasts.

Jemez2 said...

Senator McCain licks his lips in preparation to kiss the ass of the future president of the united states, while simultaneously keeling over dead.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I got nothin' except laughter for Black Hockey Jesus' comment.

RuthWells said...

Myyy preshuuuuuuuuuuuus!

Susan said...

"But WHY can't we have a playdate?"

Mr. Farklepants said...

"ahhh... I am zombie Joe the plumber... ahhhh... I am coming to eat your braaaaiiiinnsss for raising my taxes.... ahhhhh....."

One Reader said...

helena and kristi both said it for me! I snorted so hard I almost shot meatloaf outta my nose. Come to think of it I would probably look like McCain in that picture if I had shot meatloaf outta my nose!

Mr. Farklepants said...

Looks like digg.com copied you!

btw, this isn't a plug for my caption either. I found this thread after I posted it.

http://digg.com/comedy/McCain_Turned_into_a_Zombie_at_the_Debate_Tonight_pic

Lisa said...

I like big butts and I cannot lie....

Tootsie Farklepants said...

Mr. F~ The Digg link had a comment from someone named "Ganpachi" that made me cry laughing: "Hey guys, you shouldn't make fun of people having strokes."

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

"I'm gonna getcha you--you--you--THAT MAN!"

Mr. Farklepants said...
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Mr. Farklepants said...

"I'm gonna TOSS YO' SALAD"

Jaci said...

"Just let me get it all out of my system....MAVERICK....MAVERICK...MAVERICK! Alright, let's start this debate."

Anonymous said...

New to this blog....the picture sold me!

You're right.....no caption is necessary.

zippy said...

I'm Here!

Manic Mommy said...

Mr. Farklepants:

Thanks for that image!

ROTFLMAO!

Marmarbug said...

You want to know how I honestly feel about you running for President?

Lo said...

okay. i have to stop this here bc THIS COMMENT WON!!!!!

Jemez2 said...
Senator McCain licks his lips in preparation to kiss the ass of the future president of the united states, while simultaneously keeling over dead.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA o my lordy i just showed this to everyone at work. got a GREAT LAUGH. THANK YOU!!!!!!!! give the woman some starbucks!!!! (er, if it's a guy, then... man, give the man some starbucks.)

Nancy R said...

"Follow me. Walk this way.



I saw him do that after the debate last night. He was doin a little dance with the moderator as they decided which way to go around the table to shake hands.

Feener said...

obama does a toot toot

MommyTime said...

John McCain frustrates ultra-conservative members of the Republican base by posing as the Cro Magnon Man on the Timeline of Human Evolution, thereby thwarting efforts to defeat this crazy scientific "theory" once and for all.

sari said...

"I am a wild and craaaaazy guy!"

Eve Grey said...

This was the photo on Anderson Cooper's show tonight where people send in captions!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

"John McCain Does His Best Ever George W. Bush Impersonation"

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Tootsie~

Tom and I looked through your caption entries, and even though we really need that one cup of coffee that the Starbucks card will get us, we both think that Sari's caption is the winner by a mile.

XOXOXO

g said...

Yes, he definately has a Steve Martin-ish look!

Kim said...

"McCain temporarily suspends his campaign to bring awareness to the problem of Road Kill in this country."

Sleep Deprivation Ninja said...

"Yes, master, it's alive!" McIgor stumbles behind Dr. Obamenstein as they hurry to stop the monster, Palin.

Colleen said...

"ACK! I'm not ready for Barry's trust-fall!"

Simply Mandi said...

"Flaaaughgughguhgh"