Ten dollar Starbucks gift card to the funniest caption for this photo!
I almost hate to muck this up with any commentary. I mean, seriously, it almost doesn't even need words.
The comment that makes me laugh the hardest is the winner because it's my blog and I say so.
**Edited to add: Yes it is a REAL photo from this photo stream on Yahoo In case there was any doubt.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Who Is More Presidential?
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McCain reacts to hearing "President Palin".
I neeeed mah fix - Tweaker McTweakerson.
"oh shit! I thought it was Sarah's ass I was grabbing!"
"Darn it, it's the USA I want to be the president of - not New Zealand."
"Ack! Mint. Stuck. In. Throat. Can't. Breathe. Ack!"
Is he still behind me?
After not seeing his wife in two weeks due to campaigning, Senator McCain reacts to Cindy's latest plastic surgery results.
Your ass looks so big in that suit!
You want a man running this country with this kind of gas?
Dirty old man, McCain finally reveals his prediliction for virile black men.
"The stuff that comes out of your mouth, it is the same that comes out of your ass, and it makes me want to hurl!"
HAIRBALL!
At a loss, McCain busts out the robot.
"Should I tell Obama that he has toilet paper hanging out of his pants?"
"And I just hate the way your butt goes *wiggle, wiggle* when you walk. It makes me want to gaaaaaag."
"There're still HOW MANY 'undecideds' out there?!"
(unbelievable)
After failing at doing bunny ears behind Obamas head during the debate, McCain steps up his game with the ever popular "grab ass and gag" move.
Didn't your mother ever tell you that if you held your face like that for too long it would stick that way? For shame Mr. Senator.
McCain exhibited surprise at his accidental "Ribbit!" as he left the stage after last night's debate.
It appears that he had been promised that he would not turn back into a toad until midnight, November 4th. Our producers made repeated attempts to contact his fairy godmother, but were unable to reach her. A source in the McCain/Palin camp believes that she may have been abducted by Russians, or possibly dinosaurs; it is unclear which.
At this time, it is impossible to say whether or not he will remain in human form until November 4th, however, this newsroom has learned that oddsmakers in Las Vegas are giving eleven to one odds that his next public appearance with Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin will end with the sticky tip of his tongue planted firmly between her breasts.
Senator McCain licks his lips in preparation to kiss the ass of the future president of the united states, while simultaneously keeling over dead.
I got nothin' except laughter for Black Hockey Jesus' comment.
Myyy preshuuuuuuuuuuuus!
"But WHY can't we have a playdate?"
"ahhh... I am zombie Joe the plumber... ahhhh... I am coming to eat your braaaaiiiinnsss for raising my taxes.... ahhhhh....."
helena and kristi both said it for me! I snorted so hard I almost shot meatloaf outta my nose. Come to think of it I would probably look like McCain in that picture if I had shot meatloaf outta my nose!
Looks like digg.com copied you!
btw, this isn't a plug for my caption either. I found this thread after I posted it.
http://digg.com/comedy/McCain_Turned_into_a_Zombie_at_the_Debate_Tonight_pic
I like big butts and I cannot lie....
Mr. F~ The Digg link had a comment from someone named "Ganpachi" that made me cry laughing: "Hey guys, you shouldn't make fun of people having strokes."
"I'm gonna getcha you--you--you--THAT MAN!"
"I'm gonna TOSS YO' SALAD"
"Just let me get it all out of my system....MAVERICK....MAVERICK...MAVERICK! Alright, let's start this debate."
New to this blog....the picture sold me!
You're right.....no caption is necessary.
I'm Here!
Mr. Farklepants:
Thanks for that image!
ROTFLMAO!
You want to know how I honestly feel about you running for President?
okay. i have to stop this here bc THIS COMMENT WON!!!!!
Jemez2 said...
Senator McCain licks his lips in preparation to kiss the ass of the future president of the united states, while simultaneously keeling over dead.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA o my lordy i just showed this to everyone at work. got a GREAT LAUGH. THANK YOU!!!!!!!! give the woman some starbucks!!!! (er, if it's a guy, then... man, give the man some starbucks.)
"Follow me. Walk this way.
I saw him do that after the debate last night. He was doin a little dance with the moderator as they decided which way to go around the table to shake hands.
obama does a toot toot
John McCain frustrates ultra-conservative members of the Republican base by posing as the Cro Magnon Man on the Timeline of Human Evolution, thereby thwarting efforts to defeat this crazy scientific "theory" once and for all.
"I am a wild and craaaaazy guy!"
This was the photo on Anderson Cooper's show tonight where people send in captions!
Yes, he definately has a Steve Martin-ish look!
"McCain temporarily suspends his campaign to bring awareness to the problem of Road Kill in this country."
"Yes, master, it's alive!" McIgor stumbles behind Dr. Obamenstein as they hurry to stop the monster, Palin.
"ACK! I'm not ready for Barry's trust-fall!"
"Flaaaughgughguhgh"
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