Sunday, August 31, 2008

Your Commentary Please

I was going through some old photos that Mr. Farklepants has been scanning and uploading (downloading? whatever) onto the computer and came across this atrocious moment that was captured for blackmail posterity:



Her royal fatness (note: not phatness) on the right is yours truly. Shut up. I had just given birth to Boy-Child#2 five weeks prior and plus I was still nursing...and friends? My breasteses were enormous. That doesn't explain my closed eyes except that maybe I was all, "I can't look at these things anymore". The other two ladies are two of my sisters in law.

Because it's Labor Day weekend and apparently that means everyone has taken a break from visiting blogs [seriously, my Sitemeter is all, is this thing on?]; today's post (and perhaps tomorrow's post as well) is easy. Caption this photo!

29 comments:

MamaHenClucks said...

Is my ban roll on working?

Madge said...

"If I close my eyes and click my heels three times will I wake up in Kansas?" (this would be Tootsie saying that, not her sister with her arm up in the air_

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

First of all--those of us whose camera does not add anorexia get annoyed when people your size make comments about being fat. "Shut up, beyotch!" Jenn said jokingly.

Secondly, "Pull my elbow!"

Backpacking Dad said...

"So, I marches right up to the guy just like this and I says "Hey! That's my camera, buddy! TASTE ELBOW!!"

smalltownmom said...

Chicken dance?

standing still said...

Seconding Jenn's comment. Girl, you're beautiful.

Patty said...

"I have been sober for almost a year. I haven't slept through the night in six months. My breasteses are telling me that my baby is hungry. My first night out and I'm smelling some chic's armpit."

p.s. - I've got an award for you over at my site.

stephanie (bad mom) said...

Tootsie: "I cannot believe Trixie is showing off her armpit wax again. Can someone bring me a breast pump?? And another glass of wine, please."

Jennifer said...

Wanna sniff my pit?

Minnesota Matron said...

Yes, nobody's visiting the Matron, either. Happy Labor Day, sweetie! And there's about 2 full inches of air between the Matron's tiny titties and the padded bra that makes her look like a grown-up.

Shania said...

SIL in red: "Watch my magic trick where I insert my camera into my breast and make it reappear in my pit!"

SIL in black: ???

Tootsie: "OMG, not again. She does this at every wedding"

Manic Mommy said...

"Ugh. This chicken tastes just like my pit. No, really, try some."

Anonymous said...

Your blog is hilarious!

HappyHourSue said...

"Dude! Quit doing jello shots! The chicken dance was over 5 songs ago"

Mekhismom said...

I can still do arm farts - see?

Marcy Writes said...

"sally always got a little TOO into the Chicken dance at weddings"

laughingatchaos said...

So what do you think of my new all-natural deodorant? Too crunchy?

Stu said...

Toosie: "Aww, shit. There she goes again..."

AGSoccerMom said...

OMG this is exactly why I just gave you an award. You crack me up.

Swirl Girl said...

Before they perfected making fart noises with one hand cupped in the underarm, sorority sisters had to resort to using one another's heads on prank night.

Baby Favorite said...

Did I shave my legs for this?

dkuroiwa said...

"What happens when only one person at a table can hear the HokeyPokey music and catches everyone else unawares."
God...I love family pictures!!!

Texan Mama @ WhoPutMeInCharge said...

"Hey Toots, you say the baby won't sleep thru the night? Let me reach WAAAAYYYY over to get my ginormous beer. If you drink that, the baby will sleep through the night, Gar-on-teed!"

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

"Somebody quick! Pull my elbow!"

Amy said...

I'm gonna go take a picture of this hot guy - but wait! Smell my pits first - do I stink?

Colleen said...

"I'm either going to fart on your head or pit on your head...your choice."

and I'm in the same boat as Minnesota Matron and her bra.

mysecondjournal said...

This will get her to wake up..smell this shit!

Mary Anna said...

"Does this smell funny to you?"

Darla said...

"...gentle enough for a woman, strong enough for a man..." (an old Secret ad)-I'm banking on I'm the only one who remembers this ad, in case I remember the wording wrong!