I was going through some old photos that Mr. Farklepants has been scanning and uploading (downloading? whatever) onto the computer and came across this atrocious moment that was captured for blackmail posterity:
Her royal fatness (note: not phatness) on the right is yours truly. Shut up. I had just given birth to Boy-Child#2 five weeks prior and plus I was still nursing...and friends? My breasteses were enormous. That doesn't explain my closed eyes except that maybe I was all, "I can't look at these things anymore". The other two ladies are two of my sisters in law.
Because it's Labor Day weekend and apparently that means everyone has taken a break from visiting blogs [seriously, my Sitemeter is all, is this thing on?]; today's post (and perhaps tomorrow's post as well) is easy. Caption this photo!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Is my ban roll on working?
"If I close my eyes and click my heels three times will I wake up in Kansas?" (this would be Tootsie saying that, not her sister with her arm up in the air_
First of all--those of us whose camera does not add anorexia get annoyed when people your size make comments about being fat. "Shut up, beyotch!" Jenn said jokingly.
Secondly, "Pull my elbow!"
"So, I marches right up to the guy just like this and I says "Hey! That's my camera, buddy! TASTE ELBOW!!"
Chicken dance?
Seconding Jenn's comment. Girl, you're beautiful.
"I have been sober for almost a year. I haven't slept through the night in six months. My breasteses are telling me that my baby is hungry. My first night out and I'm smelling some chic's armpit."
p.s. - I've got an award for you over at my site.
Tootsie: "I cannot believe Trixie is showing off her armpit wax again. Can someone bring me a breast pump?? And another glass of wine, please."
Wanna sniff my pit?
Yes, nobody's visiting the Matron, either. Happy Labor Day, sweetie! And there's about 2 full inches of air between the Matron's tiny titties and the padded bra that makes her look like a grown-up.
SIL in red: "Watch my magic trick where I insert my camera into my breast and make it reappear in my pit!"
SIL in black: ???
Tootsie: "OMG, not again. She does this at every wedding"
"Ugh. This chicken tastes just like my pit. No, really, try some."
Your blog is hilarious!
"Dude! Quit doing jello shots! The chicken dance was over 5 songs ago"
I can still do arm farts - see?
"sally always got a little TOO into the Chicken dance at weddings"
So what do you think of my new all-natural deodorant? Too crunchy?
Toosie: "Aww, shit. There she goes again..."
OMG this is exactly why I just gave you an award. You crack me up.
Before they perfected making fart noises with one hand cupped in the underarm, sorority sisters had to resort to using one another's heads on prank night.
Did I shave my legs for this?
"What happens when only one person at a table can hear the HokeyPokey music and catches everyone else unawares."
God...I love family pictures!!!
"Hey Toots, you say the baby won't sleep thru the night? Let me reach WAAAAYYYY over to get my ginormous beer. If you drink that, the baby will sleep through the night, Gar-on-teed!"
"Somebody quick! Pull my elbow!"
I'm gonna go take a picture of this hot guy - but wait! Smell my pits first - do I stink?
"I'm either going to fart on your head or pit on your head...your choice."
and I'm in the same boat as Minnesota Matron and her bra.
This will get her to wake up..smell this shit!
"Does this smell funny to you?"
"...gentle enough for a woman, strong enough for a man..." (an old Secret ad)-I'm banking on I'm the only one who remembers this ad, in case I remember the wording wrong!
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