Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Is That the Red or the White?

Today I opened up a can....of Progressive New England Clam Chowder for lunch. I fear it may kill me. I will be adding it to my list of "things that make me want to hurl by the mere mention of its name". In case you were wondering: Hot dogs top that list. It all stems from an unfortunate incident involving a tainted hot dog at a Judas Priest concert in the late eighties. I don't even like to talk about it. It was brutal. If you don't hear from me; I fell in.

3 comments:

Lulu said...

Funny...my husband loves New England Clam Chowder from a can. I can barely say the name without getting all sorts of ill.

Regarding your aversion to hot dogs...I experienced the same sort of incident at a Rolling Stones concert in the early 90s. But it related more to a red fruity drink called Falcon Fever, so I'm not sure if that qualifies as the same.

JCK said...

Hello! Hello! Are you there? I fear the clams got to you.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

lulu~ Hey! I went to the Rolling Stones concert in the early 90's. Wonder if it was the same tour.

jck~ I'm much better today. I never actually got ill. It just laid in my stomach and caused writhing.