Thursday, December 6, 2007

They'll Make a Shoe out of Anything

I am predicting mass mutilation of shoes all across America this holiday season. What child can resist fishing a ball out of the bottom of their sneaker? This possible choking hazard comes complete with Built-in Zectron™ SuperBall® technology! In case you were wondering, that is 13 super balls, per foot mind you; for a paltry $65 dollars plus tax!


Chester The Bear said...

Excellent. Superballs on my feet. Where can I get me some of those. Do they come in plain black? The silver and orange would look a little odd under my suit.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

Perhaps you'd start a new trend?