Sunday, March 2, 2008

Off the Top of My Head

1. Bought a new couch yesterday. Leads to thoughts of new coffee table, lamps, floors, ripping out the useless island in the kitchen, and a new kitchen table. While we're at it, replace the coffee table in the living room. It's ridiculously huge.

2. Need to make appointment to get eyes checked. Keep finding myself an inch away from whatever it is I'm reading.

3. Give dog a bath. She smells like ass. Take into consideration just how much this will piss her off.

4. Take a firm stance against the Girl Scouts of America and their quest to enlarge my thighs.

5. Go through stacks of papers that I'm holding on to "just in case". Transcribe addresses and phone numbers for the love of God then file, shred, repeat.

16 comments:

laughingatchaos said...

Can you add "clean A's room?" 'Cause small children are getting lost in there and I am just not up to it. ; )

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I know what you mean about the couch. A few years ago a backed-up piple led to a $50,000 remodel. It's best not to even get started!

jennifer h said...

All worthy missions, indeed.

Most especially #4. Strength in numbers? I mean, the Boy Scouts don't sell cookies. Ya know why? (Hint: has to do with wanting girls to have smaller asses and thighs.) Those damn cookies go against the sisterhood, girls!

Melissa said...

Oooh, when you get done at your house can you stop by and do all this stuff at mine? ;)

Karen said...

I was hit with cookies tonight. Samoas will be the death of me. But I may die happy.

standing still said...

Not one Scout hit us up this year. Might have something to do with skipping church all those weeks. Hmmmm. Is there a diet lesson in that?

JCK said...

I was proud of myself for only buying 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year.

I'm wearing reading glasses now, but still in denial.

SO glad someone else has those piles and also little pieces of paper that need to be transcribed into address book...

Cheri said...

Wait! How did you get my list? Except for number three. My dog doesn't smell like ass. I don't have a dog. I don't want to have to wash something that smells like ass. ;-)

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

Amazing how expensive a new couch can be, isn't it?

Colleen said...

oh...number 5 is my biggest downfall....still not willing to tackle it.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Meanwhile I'm planning a Girl Scout hunting expedition this afternoon because I NEED more cookies. NEED.

Where are those darn Girl Scouts when you need them anyway?

Crafty Mom said...

4.-Remain firm! The box of tagalongs in my house didn't last 5 minutes.

5.-Don't lose the book you transcribe them into. I speak from experience.

OHmommy said...

I can direct blaim on the girl scouts for my thighs?

Sweet.

I need a new couch and all that comes with it too. Hmmmm.... I just got new shoes, posted pictures, and now I need a new dress, new purse, new... Hmmm....

Madame Queen said...

I'm dying for a new couch. Unfortunately, it's still probably a couple of years away. Oh well, if someone would just CLEAN the one I have it would probably be a vast improvement.

Lisa Milton said...

I can't wait for GS cookie season to pass - especially because the dealer lives here and calls me Mom.

Love your site.

Natasha said...

You got a new couch!? I'm so excited to see it!!